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Kamala Harris: Chart of a Diplomat
Sep 10, 2024
Kamala Harris: Chart of a Diplomat
Sep 10, 2024

With Gemini Sun Donald Trump, everything is a game of performance and trickery, making his audience think they’ve won the Golden Ticket when in fact they’ve won, well, nothing. So Libra Sun Kamala’s got to get comfortable in the role of Performer, not Professional, if she’s going to beat Trump in the debates. That said, the best asset for Kamala is her Aries Moon. Confidence is the name of Aries’ game, and no sign hates to lose more than Aries. So surely she’ll have at least one ace up her sleeve—no matter what Willy Wonka throws her way.  

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Sep 10, 2024
Donald Trump: Chart of a Performance Artist
Jul 21, 2024
Donald Trump: Chart of a Performance Artist
Jul 21, 2024

If the spotlight becomes not a novelty but a means of survival, and you place no value on meaningful personal relationships outside the realm of public life? The only logical ending to that story is a life defined not by glory or power but of confinement.

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Jul 21, 2024
Johnny Depp: Chart of a Sauvage
Jan 11, 2024
Johnny Depp: Chart of a Sauvage
Jan 11, 2024

With Gemini Man, there’s a definite “Dr. Jekyll/Mr. Hyde Effect” that’s inescapable, where the formerly sparkly side evaporates and suddenly the horns come out. On an interpersonal level, this can be disastrous; yet it’s easy to see how it’s served Johnny Depp professionally: even the characters he plays all exhibit a marked extremism in their examination of the duality of “man v. beast.” From Edward Scissorhands to Willy Wonka to Jack Sparrow—the roles that have come to define him as an actor all revolve around the idea of someone who’s “lovable but dangerous.” So, who is Johnny Depp? Is he an altruistic outsider who’s simply misunderstood? Or is he a violent, self-destructive deadbeat?

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Jan 11, 2024
Britney Spears: Chart of a Starlet
Dec 19, 2020
Britney Spears: Chart of a Starlet
Dec 19, 2020

As painful as it is to acknowledge our deepest wounds, or to find a constructive, creative outlet for long-bottled emotional truths, if the alternative is to give up? Based on her astrology chart, I’d find it hard to believe that Britney Spears would take the latter path—especially when she could be considered the ultimate Survivor, with the power of her Grand Earth Trine representing the rare gift of Resilience that so many other (Celebrities) lack…

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Dec 19, 2020
Lance Armstrong: Chart of a Liar
Dec 10, 2020
Lance Armstrong: Chart of a Liar
Dec 10, 2020

Along with the North Node and Midheaven, Saturn is the planetary symbol of our purpose in life. And with Saturn at a tight angle to Lance Armstrong’s natal Moon and Mercury, any lying, obfuscating or games he might’ve played with his closest comrades (7th house) would inevitably lead to the demise of his much sought-after reputation and social status (10th house). With so much emphasis on mutable signs of Gemini and Virgo, at odds with one another in the angular 7th and 10th houses, it was in his nature to lie (or, in his mind, to “do whatever it takes”) to get to the get the gold.

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Dec 10, 2020
Elizabeth Warren: Chart of a President
Mar 3, 2020
Elizabeth Warren: Chart of a President
Mar 3, 2020

It’s Super Tuesday! So here’s a detailed analysis of Democratic Presidential Nominee Elizabeth Warren’s Astrology—and why she has what it takes to be America’s next President.

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Mar 3, 2020
Jeff Bezos: Chart of a Capitalist
Jan 19, 2020
Jeff Bezos: Chart of a Capitalist
Jan 19, 2020

Jeff Bezos, Chart of Capricorn Capitalist: Drilling Wells & Drinking Your Milkshakes.

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Jan 19, 2020
Beyonce Knowles: Chart of a D-I-V-A
Nov 28, 2019
Beyonce Knowles: Chart of a D-I-V-A
Nov 28, 2019

With her Ascendant in Libra, Sun in Virgo and Scorpio Moon, Beyonce is nothing if not a consummate perfectionist. The evolved Virgo Woman learns from Experience and is thus able to change, breaking longstanding patterns that may have been self-destructive or even antithetical to unleashing her true creativity. Just as releasing herself from the staid Perfection Obsession ends any period of creative stagnation and erosion of personal relationships, by learning to let her guard down, Virgo woman allows herself to be human. In doing so, she experiences divine emotional release, finding ways to work it, check up on it, et al.—by doing things her own way (for once). But only once Perfection is forsaken can Virgo Woman make Lemonade & become her truest self.

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Nov 28, 2019
Bernie Madoff: Chart of a Sociopath?
Nov 28, 2019
Bernie Madoff: Chart of a Sociopath?
Nov 28, 2019

Bernie’s Venus at 29° of Taurus denotes a tremendous potential for attracting great wealth and losing it. As a Taurus, Sun, is Madoff a Narcissist, a Sociopath, or a myopic People-Pleaser?

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Nov 28, 2019
Lil Wayne: Chart of a Genius
Nov 28, 2019
Lil Wayne: Chart of a Genius
Nov 28, 2019

The combination of Lil Wayne ‘s Libra Sun, Aquarius Moon and Mars-Uranus in Sagittarius makes him a uniquely intellectual & creative powerhouse. But will his natal potential for mental & physical burn-out get the best of this child prodigy?

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Nov 28, 2019

 


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